There are basically perspectives here. You either love holiday shopping, or the coming season is already striking dread in your heart. The good news? Weed is here to help, either way.
If You Love Shopping?
If you love shopping, you’re probably already coming up with a game plan.
You’re mapping sales, you’re making lists, you’re snooping around for the best gift ideas. You’re on top of it. But the pressure is on! If you’re someone who prides yourself on giving great gifts, who is known for giving the best gifts, then you’ve set a high bar for yourself, a bar that gets a little higher every year. No pun intended. But no worries. The understanding budtenders at Gold Bar Marijuana are here to help you relax. So before you work yourself into a frenzy, kick back and fire up a bowl. If you’re smoking before actually shopping, we recommend a light and energizing sativa, like Blood Drive or Chocolate Chunk by Dogtown Pioneers.
If you’re simply trying to relax at home as you figure out the perfect shopping game plan, you could go with something heavier. So stop by the finest Monroe-area marijuana store and check out our selection of indica flowers and indica-heavy hybrids.
If You Hate Shopping?
Well, Amazon is your friend. And if you’re going to be sitting around at home looking at the Internet, you might as well be stoned.
All the weird crap you can find on Amazon, Ebay, or Etsy is going to be way more entertaining this way. Since you are going to be sitting around in your pajamas, the sky’s the limit in terms of THC content. Maybe some Gorilla Glue or some Bell Ringer?
After all, you don’t need to worry about navigating holiday hoards, you just have to worry that you don’t get so stoned that you think it’s a great idea to send your conservative relatives a Krampus ornament.